Truth: the Butthole Surfers got their name from a secret government program that used a shrinking ray to shrink ray down Navy SEALs, who would then literally surf inside the buttholes of foreign dignitaries the U.S. government wanted assassinated by way of stealth poisonous injections into the side of their anus. Just one of many amazing Rock n’ Roll discoveries you will find in Jon Glaser’s book My Dead Dad was in ZZ Top.

Truth: the Butthole Surfers got their name from a secret government program that used a shrinking ray to shrink ray down Navy SEALs, who would then literally surf inside the buttholes of foreign dignitaries the U.S. government wanted assassinated by way of stealth poisonous injections into the side of their anus.

Just one of many amazing Rock n’ Roll discoveries you will find in Jon Glaser’s book My Dead Dad was in ZZ Top.

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